louisiana

louisiana
1. (LOUISIANA) (1478↑, 172↓)
I'm from LOUISIANA. We're as deep south as they come and we have the funniest accent you've ever heard, but you love it. We shouldnt even qualify as the south because when you come here, you enter another country. When you ask for a coke we ask "what kind?" and its not a sub or a hoagie, its a po-boy. Our beaches are contaminated and there are 8 different pronunciations of the word "water." Its New Orleans not "New Orleeens" and we use north and south to tell directions, not left and right. No one knows how to use a blinker, and you can't make a left turn anywhere in the city. We love our LSU tigers although there are still some Tulane fans, and Skip Bertman will ALWAYS be our baseball coach, no matter if he's dead or alive. We shoot firecrackers when they say "the rockets red glare" in the National Anthem and the Saints will always be our team (even when they win the super bowl...we'll complain about how long it took). I don't care where you live, you can't beat our seafood (especially the crawfish) and nothing is good without a little tony cacheries on it. I'm from LOUISIANA and no matter if our schools are failing, our politics are dirty, and our biggest city is underwater, there AIN'T no place like home\!

Louisiana is the best place in the world

2. (Louisiana) (562↑, 152↓)
a poor ass state that i am proud to call home.home of the LSU tigers and the TULANE greenwave. no other state is like us. we are second in the amount of tourist draw (those dame hawians are first)and in my opinion we are the most cultural state in the union.

Louisiana kicks the ass of any state.

3. (Louisiana) (383↑, 57↓)
A very unusual state. I am a proud native. Diverse culture and great food. Sorry, there are not alot of rednecks or mullets like mentioned above. I am from the southwest side where you have great Cajun food. People are very friendly and courteous in Louisiana. Hope Louisiana gets back on it's feet after these hurricanes--Rita and Katrina. Rebuild Louisiana and come back stronger.

No other state like Louisiana. Go Tigers\!

4. (louisiana) (370↑, 49↓)
Louisiana-cool name, cool place, kind of the best place ever. hey , we got parishes and yall dont.

in louisiana we got gators comin out our ears.

5. (Louisiana) (285↑, 80↓)
Where it occurred to me that the finest Hooters in the country are all located in College towns south of the Mason Dixon Line.

Best Hooters in the world Baton Rouge Louisiana, Worst Hooter in the World New York City. Sorry New York.

6. (Louisiana) (209↑, 15↓)
Louisiana has some of the nicest people I've ever seen. I'm from North Louisiana and I've traveled alot. I'm used to waving to people and getting a wave back, only in Louisiana. That's southern generosity for you :) Nothing like nice Southern people with funny accents. So if your visiting Louisiana, don't be afraid to wave to us, We'll wave right back and problaby strike up a conversation with you that consists of more knowledge about our personal lives than you ever wanted to know.

Northerner: *wave Louisianian: *wave, How are you today? N: Very well L: well me too\! Are you hungry? Im makin some dinner if you'd like to eat with us tonight\! N: *so taken aback, his head explodes Thats that southern Generosity from Louisiana for you\!

7. (Louisiana) (184↑, 36↓)
Population: 4,468,976 --------------------------------- Like many other places in the U.S., Louisiana in recent years has become a land of casinos -- lots of casinos. But unlike some areas, Louisiana has plenty of other attractions to complement gambling. In fact, we find it hard to stand in front of a slot machine when there are so many other things to experience. There's New Orleans, of course, one of the country's most distinctive cities and the home of extravagant carnival traditions, transcendent restaurants and exceptional music. And there's Cajun Country, another place unto itself and another place where food and dancing are a way of life as much as they are sustenance and entertainment. Practically anywhere you go in the state, Louisiana's heritage figures prominently, visible in restored antebellum homes and in the small towns that line the Mississippi.

Louisiana is the best place in the world.

Author: UrbanDictionary.com MOD http://louisiana.urbanup.com/395022
8. (Louisiana) (137↑, 42↓)
The best place on earth, despite what outsiders say. Bruh I'm from Houma and we got it all, nasty beautiful Cajuns, alligators, armadillos, and great food. What else could you wont.

Bruh looka dat der armadiller, go git da shotgun and make a hat wit it.

9. (Louisiana) (112↑, 18↓)
Louisiana: a flat state with bass-ackwards weather, strange accents, the best food you'll ever taste, beaucoup festivals, southern ignorance, [Mardi Gras], a deeply influential heritage, and the most beautiful women in America. Shreveport is the equivalent of the mason-dixon line in Louisiana, because no one south of it wants to claim the north and vice versa. The southern part is mostly bayou marshland and traffic-ridden cities. (It's also the fun part.) The northern half is pretty much Arkansas. (I'm sorry.) It's a state with brown water, friendly faces, clear skies, unique music and unbearable humidity. Proud and stubborn, the older generations still cling to the antiquated ways of the cajun french culture, while the young embrace the urban ideals and try to discard the deep-seated heritage of the state. Yes, it's an extremely corrupt state, politically and otherwise. Elections: everyone's favorite spectator sport. Yes, there are stupid rednecks. (There are stupid people everywhere.) Yes, there is a terrible education system. (Ahem) Yes, racism and discrimination still rampant in parts of the state. (Although a lot less than you would believe.) But there are also unbelievable misconceptions about this intriguing and often underestimated state. And I would like to close with this: I live here, and have never (with my own eyes) seen anyone with a mullet.

Laissez les bon temps roulez en la belle Louisiane\! (Let the good times roll in the beautiful Louisiana\!)

10. (louisiana) (137↑, 49↓)
Home of the Sugar Bowl Champions in 2003. Nobody knows how the Fighting Tigers even became champions. Many people believe it to be the work of aliens. Louisiana is not full of rednecks and hicks. The only places where the population is more than 75% redneck are Laplace, De Ridder, and Houma. New Orleans is perhaps most famous for its car dealer commericals. Dahlin\!

You won't find any better deal in the south\! Dahlin\!

11. (louisiana) (119↑, 36↓)
Louisiana is the best state in the world. We have New Orleans Jazz, New Orleans Bounce music, Baton Rouge Jigg music, Cajun music, and Zydeco music. We is home to Southern Jaguars, L.S.U Tigers, New Orleans Saints, New Orleans Hornets. We eat seafood out here like, crawfish, crabs, and shrimp. We have bayous and swamps out here. Master P, Lil Romeo, Lil Wayne, Brittany Spears, B.G, and Lil Boosie is all from Louisiana. We talk country and city out here too.

Louisiana is the best state in the world.

12. (Louisiana) (133↑, 53↓)
From the Poorest Neighborhoods in Downtown Lafayette, to the richest in Monroe. Louisiana is the best state in America. Unlike most retards on here think, Louisiana isn't full of drunken rednecks and cajuns(except in Laplace, Eunice, Westlake etc.) I'm from Lake Charles and our population here is mostley African American.

You may think 75% of the population here in Louisiana is Redneck or Cajun, but I sure as hell know I'm not.

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13. (Louisiana) (52↑, 8↓)
Only about the best fucking state ever\! Everything about LA is totally unique to the south. You can hardly put us with the rest of the southern states, except for the fact that we pwn on the sourthern charm. We've got the food, accent and ghost stories to knock your socks off. Deep south LA will totally bring you straight into the voodoo, creole, alligators-hiding-in-the-swamps LA you think of. Home to the third largest port city in the world, New Orleans, Louisiana is drenched in history. Louisiana holds three of the longest bridges in the world: Lake Pontchartrain Causeway, the Manchac Swamp Bridge, and the Atchafalaya Basin bridge. Also, Gambit, who's the single most bad-ass X-Man of all is from New Orleans. A tip for northern tourists; don't call New Orleans "Nawlins." We will make fun of you.

Visit beautiful Louisiana. "Louisiana: Fuck yeah."

14. (Louisiana) (69↑, 26↓)
A lot of people think Louisiana is full of drunk cajun hicks. But its not. I'm from Mandeville,Louisiana,and most of the people here are rich,smart people. and i'm sure if you would get your head out of your ass,you would stop being blind and stop sterotyping. i have never seen anyone with a mullet. and if you have a country accent,you will most likely get made fun of.

idiot:where are you from? me:Louisiana. idiot:do you have a pet aligator? me:*shakes head and walks away*

15. (Louisiana) (52↑, 10↓)
A hot humid place in the deep south of the United States that has polluted waterways, corrupt politicians, crime and mobsters galore and huricane-devastated cities. And I wouldn't have it any other way. I am proud to say I'm a native of this great land and Cajun through and through. We got the best food, the best crawfish (not CRAYfish, dang yanks) and best resteraunts and seafood this side of the Mason-Dixon line\! As deep south as it gets. All you wannabe's from anywhere north of Georgia yet still below the Mason Dixon line are NOT southerners. Just cause it joined the CSA doesnt mean its Southern. That's as rediculous as an American who's great great great great grandma came from Ireland and they insist on calling themselves an "Irishman". Anyway, to you yanks, we are NOT all Cajun (but I am), we do NOT all speak French, we dont ride alligators or take boats everywhere or live in the swamp, and Louisiana is not one big swamp like most people think. Not a whole lot of Louisiana is swampland ya know. its the best state in the world, and even though there's a lot of things wrong with it, its STILL the best place to live.

Louisiana Virginian: I'm from the South\! Me: Really? What state? Virginian: Virginia\! the southern state, you know\! Me: No offense, but that's kinda far north to me and most Southerners. Virginia: Hello\! I am Southern\! Me: *walks away slowly*

16. (Louisiana) (34↑, 3↓)
Contrary to popular northern belief, we do NOT all live on house boats, have pet alligators, or travel to school in pirouges. Crawfish, is NOT a crayfish or a bug, it is a delcicous shellfish esspecially when boiled with lots of seasoning, and dipped in a mixture of kethcup, mayo, tony's, and tobasco. One more thing, "yall" is not strange, or hick talk. It is just a contraciton using the words "you" and "all." Oh, and the Saints are not just New Orleans' team, they are all of Louisiana and parts of Mississippi and Alabama's team. I am proud to be from Louisiana and call it home. It is somewhere where it is an instant reaction to use words like "yes mamn," and "no mamn," please and thankyou, without realizing it. Manners are important here, no matter how much class you may think you have or not. And Louisiana is where when the gass prises are high we are happy, this means our state economy is doing really well. If you have'nt been to Louisiana (or were too scared that you would experience a culture shock) come on down we don't bite\!

I love Louisiana\!

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17. (Louisiana) (37↑, 6↓)
Just want to clarify something about southern Louisiana.... We're called coonasses... not rednecks you idiots\!\!\!

... all them coonasses down in Louisiana.

18. (Louisiana) (11↑, 1↓)
The state with the most delicious food you've ever tasted. Very culturally diverse: North Louisiana: Northerners Eastern and Western Louisiana: Country/rednecks South Louisiana: Cajun. Known for being stupid. Which is completely not true. So we talk different than you northereners... to us, you talk stupid too. Also known for having alot of criminals. Also not true as long as to stay in the good part of the towns. Our polititions are know for being corupt, I guess this is true, but the way we see it, time= money so you better be ready to pay for our time. Louisianians are very friendly. We love to invite our brand new neighbors over for some good old crawfish, hmmmmm yummmmm\! Some northerners think every part of Louisiana is swamp. I've been asked once if I had to use a boat to go get my mail. Louisiana is a wonderful state with wonderful people that will welcome you anytime.

Duhh, we're in Louisiana.

19. (louisiana) (85↑, 112↓)
most of the state is a hick state filled with rednecks; however, lousiana remains interesting and not completely horrible for 2 reasons; the Cajuns in SW Louisiana have a deep heritage; the largest city of New Orleans is a blues and jazz capital, with lots of french culture and casinos

Louisiana isn't a hick state...as long as you stay south of I-10

20. (Louisiana) (9↑, 42↓)
Louisiana is the dirty south where everything goes down fussing,cussing,fighting,biting,splitting,dancing,popping,crunking,bucking,ducking,running ..etc Louisiana is so hood and dope and we always in the N.o and st.james and stuff we be getting down and going hard we get down and mess with us we get dirty so whats yo choice this is also a good city and we luv the a-town and texas and all dem in the dirty south smawh i luv ya\!

girl im going to Louisiana today Louisiana is da black state

21. (Louisiana) (10↑, 49↓)
A state in the United States of America which ranked dead last in a recent study of brain health, ranked third in obese people, and 4 years removed from Hurrican Katrina still looks like a ghost town; primarily the East New Orleans area, where entire shopping and residential areas are completely abandoned, but also in the downtown area just off Canal Street where high rise buildings still have boards in windows and appear to be unoccupied. Oh, but tourists, fear not, for Bourbon Street still houses a large selection of bars and strip clubs as well as streets that must be washed, literally, everymorning to remove the human waste and spilled beer. The French Quarter atmosphere would have you think that this is very liberal-minded state, however, most of the people retain very low education, as shown by recent studies, and thus, vote conservative. But how else would you expect a people to behave when they are surrounded by 20 foot walls that keep flood waters out?

"The recent earthquake in China was this year's Louisiana, but officials predict recovery time will not be as prolonged."

22. (Louisiana) (9↑, 51↓)
an unusual name to have.

"and your name?" "louisiana" "louisa?" "yeah sure, what ever you want"

23. (Louisiana) (49↑, 108↓)
A southern state in the USA known for a fascinating culture, but it's very unsafe to swim there because of alligators.

"He can catch'uh meanest alligatuh wi'just one hand.....that's all he got left 'cause alligatuh bit'im\!"

24. (Louisiana) (27↑, 131↓)
The only state in the whole world that you can have freakin boiling hot 105 degree sunny desert like weather one day and then 15 degree blizzard the next

Person 1- Its so freakin hot out here i mean come on lets go swimmin Person 2- alright il go get my swim suit. NEXT DAY person 1-holy shit its freezin balls out here wtf? Person 2- yea lets go sleddin POINT: LOUISIANA IS PRETTY GAY

25. (louisiana) (40↑, 150↓)
I ga-ron-tee\! Born in metairie, louisiana, and raised in laplace and metairie. new orleans is all we got folks, sorry. rednecks surround us, the new orleans metro area is like a little oasis in a desert of country hick accents\!

Louisiana is like mississippi, but more popular.

26. (Louisiana) (24↑, 138↓)
Third world state of the united states that LOVES to do construction during the middle of the day with all the traffic , and WHORDES MONEY. Katrina was an eye opener to the whole world as to what problems this place has. Home of the worst schools.

When I get enough money, I'm moving out of Louisiana.

27. (Louisiana) (18↑, 135↓)
The American third world. A forlorn jerkwater state that, while not without its merits, is home to either the tragically-dull or the desperate-to-escape. More cultural diversity than most Southern states and more cute girls than some, but mostly a vast expanse of slum-holes and nowhere. Weird smell emanating from the land probably has adverse affects on the human brain. A viper's nest of political corruption and moral failure, Louisiana also manages to attract terrific churches to fight back the encroaching darkness. Popular destination for criminals, and airhead college students, looking for trouble or a place to hide. ;)

I'm sick of being around attractive, college-educated people with upward ambitions and a desire to change the world. I wish I could just get away from it all. Oh wait, I know\! Let's go to Louisiana\!\! ;)

28. (Louisiana) (30↑, 179↓)
Another part of the south.I live in New Orleans and thats the only thing good about Louisiana.Im a Northern girl in a southern world.*sigh*

The best thing about Louisiana is New Orleans.

29. (Louisiana) (27↑, 226↓)
State where lots of people have [mullet]s.

What? You don't believe me? This guy just moved here and commented on how much he likes my [mullet] because everyone in Louisiana has mullets.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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